Bigfoot Whistles Back

     Last year, a guy was making a push through his field for coyotes. His friend was at the other end of the field, and it was night. He heard what he thought was his friend paralleling him in the woods at the edge of the field. He whistled; his friend whistled back. He repeated the process, got to the end of the field, and found his friend who said he hadn't moved. Freaked out, the two got in their truck and headed back to the farmhouse. As they turned in, the headlights swept that same field and highlighted an eight foot Bigfoot. Creature nonchalantly walked into the woods. Border collie in truck gets worked up, jumps out, and chases Bigfoot only to return quickly. Next morning, father feeds the normally asocial goats who crowd around him for some reason. Mother smells something horrible out in yard. The coyote hunters see Bigfoot again twice from trucks. Once, he's on all fours between two deserted vehicles, but gets up and walks off. Once again, he's in the field. Another night, a squalling takes place near farmhouse. Coyotes yelp back. Horses come up to the house. They don't do that to coyote yelps. Now family wonders if the unidentified creatures in their trail cameras have been Bigfoot. Takes place in Maries County, Missouri. Makes you want to go there and live there for a while, doesn't it? He whistles, he stick-fights, he leaves gifts in return, he avoids photography. What else can he do?Do you have the spine to stand up for preserving the wild lands for him? Can't support much immigration if you do or can't you grasp that? Like Bigfoot, the question is how smart are you? Nick