Friday, July 20, 2018

Bigfoot Roar Felt In Stomach

     I posed the question what more can Bigfoot do? He can roar so loudly you hear the sound waves hitting your stomach! Two kids were collecting bottles to put in a Volkswagen Beetle while the owner drove along them. They were on Sleepy Hollow Road when a roar like country kids had never heard hit them. One bottle collector opened a car door and jumped in. Another dived through the open sunroof. Then they saw a huge manlike creature with red hair standing in the road, three hundred yards away, up a hill. This happened in 1972 between Garrett and Ennis, Texas.  Three hundred yards away and his roar still vibrates your stomach. Very useful for finding other Bigfoot, methinks. Nick
PS Why don't you use the weekend to put up a couple of cans for Bigfoot? Put a thin wire or line through the tab without breaking the seal, and knot it. Then tie the other end on a branch or tree trunk. Put up several together so Bigfoot can figure out all she has to do is pull the can, and presto! the top comes off and she's holding a can with fresh dog food, beans, or beer inside. If putting out beer, only Bud cans are sturdy enough. Check your cans as often as practical. If someone other than a human pulls the cans off the tabs, then put up more along with a trail camera. Please let me know if my simple invention works for you. Nick  

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