The Absurdity Of Maxine Waters

I heard an audio clip supposedly from Maxine Waters. In it she was supporting Sharia law and waxing emotionally that Newt Gingerich didn't. For you who missed the show, I am recreating Maxine Waters as a Muslim woman living under the strictest Sharia law. Here she goes, " Fellow Muslims and all the rest who are infidels whom we will kill like dogs ( We hate dogs. Don't you?). I stand before you with my clitoris cut off as well as my labia. This was done so I wouldn't get any pleasure from sex and therefore my husband wouldn't have to worry about my faithfulness when he went on jhihad or was sexually servicing his other three wives or his sex slaves or his one-night stands he can buy a one-night marriage contract for. Long live Allah and Sharia Law! I don't care for sex anyway becuause I can remember  being thighed by an erect penis when I was only about two. Then my "husband" got carried away and penetrated me causing great physical pain and some damage as I was only two. Isn't it wonderful living in a culture where men get sexually aroused by two year-olders and get to legally and morally rub their erect penises against their little thighs? If they go too far and sodomize the babies, why there's only a money payment to be made and all is forgiven. Long live Allah and Sharia law!
When I joined my husband's household, I was not very obedient. One day, I fell and broke my arm. I was in terrible pain, but my husband would not allow me to go to the hospital because I had been disobedient. So I lived in agony for weeks. The broken bone was never set so you can see the crook in my arm. But I had to learn submission to my husband. Long live Allah and Sharia law !
 I have learned submission to my husband, and this will prove it to you. I had to go to the market the other day, and I went with a group of women. A van came by, there were several young men in it, and they slid the door open, and pulled me in. Let me say that young Muslim men burn with lust. This is because the older men get young, beautiful, eager (those who don't have their genitals cut off) women. The older men don't get just one woman, they get up to four as wives, plus sex slaves, plus paid contracts for one night stands. The young men get nothing. The older men tell the young men to go on jhihad and get honor and women in heaven, but I don't see them lining up for jhihads. They have it too good right here on earth. But I digress: I struggled against the young men in the van, but it was useless. I was raped repeatedly by all of them. My husband cannot stand the shame of that. He never wants to touch me again. I am useless and shameful for him, and he is going to kill me. It's called an Honor Killing, and its part of Sharia. He's allowed me to give this final speech to you. I will submit to my husband. I, Maxine Waters, am here to testify, as you can see from my life, that Allah and Sharia law
are the only way to live. Well, im my case, to die. Whatever. Long live Allah and Sharia law!"
(Note: I do not want to be arrogant or ignorant. This material comes from Noni Darwish's "Cruel And Usual
Punishment." If there is anything not true in this, please make a comment at this site. I would also like to caution readers that it is my understanding that Muslims may use a practice of lying to further Islam. There is a name for this practice, and I understand that lying or double-talk are commonly used by my Muslim brothers and sisters as if they stll live in 7th Century Bedouin tribes scattered in the desert. This is my contribution to help the United States military in its fight against Islamic imperialism and to honor the soldiers who have been injured and killed in that fight.

No Love In Islam?

Noni Darwish, a former Islamic and now a writer about the faith, claims that "love" is not mentioned in the Koran. At first, this seemed unbelievable to me, and if that is wrong, I'd like to know. I'm guessing that 
the big thing for Muslims is submission to Allah along with the hadith and then the fatwas. I believe that Muslims beleive Allah lifted Mohammed up into the heavens and what Allah said inspired Mohammed to write the Koran. I don't know if it's inspired by what Allah supposedly said or is supposedly a word for word redition of what Allah said to Mohammed. What I don't see, in all my ignorance, is a personal relationshp being emphasized with Allah as much as it is in Christianity. In a way, that's makes no sense as many Muslims pray five times a day, and Allah is always in their thoughts. Maybe, I'm just responding to all the influences I see in Islam: the idea that the Koran was written after face to face talks with God, the influence of the hadiths, which I believe is 7th Century Islamic culture, and then the many fatwas that Immans make. The Christian religion seem more of a diad - God and you. Islam is more of a triangle: Allah and you and much, much more.

Two Florida Bigfoot Sightings

I was giving some blood at a lab earlier today and asked the technician if she or her friends had seen a Bigfoot. She said no, but when I asked her where she was from -Ocala- her memory was jogged. She said, " My boyfirend was driving at Shark ..."  I'm sorry my memory fails me, dear reader, the name had something to do with a bridge that is no longer there. It was a drawbridge. But let's continue: " There was a green Bigfoot in the road so he ran off the road into some mud to avoid hitting the Bigfoot." This happened ten years ago. I have never read of a Bigfoot being green though in the 1970s a school psychologist in Alachua County, Florida reported seeing a Bigfoot with green leaves somehow pinned all over his body.
  Alachua County, Florida is also the place for my report of a second Bigfoot sighting. Recently, I received a  conference phone call from a man in Indiana and Buck in Alachua County. Buck had felt that someone was watching him when he went out into his backyard. He has a cabin behind his house where he goes to watch television. Then he started hearing someone shadowing him in the woods as he walked to the cabin. He started taking a flashlight bur was unable to see anyone. This went on until one night his wife went out the back door and nearly bumped into a Bigfoot who seemed  to have been peeking through a window. The Bigfoot took off in one direction and the woman took off in the other direction. She said he was huge, and she could hear the
"thump, thump" of his feet as he ran. Since they live out in the woods by themselves, Buck said his wife had been rather free about walking around the house nude. He suggested this was why Bigfoot was peeping. Having just read a book about Bigfoot in the Caucusus, I agree that is a strong possibility. I am  checking in with Buck, but the Bigfoot hasn't come back in about two months. A side issue is the behavior of his dog, a female pit bull. Buck put her on the trail of the peeping Bigfoot, but the dog showed little interest. Buck thinks it's because the Bigfoot has been around so much that the pit bull has become habituated to him.
Any sightings, remarks, please call Pete Nickerson 352-359-0850 or peternickerson12@yahoo.com.