Best Bigfoot Bait

     I have an idea for the best Bigfoot bait yet: take a can with a pop-top tab. Insert a stiff but pliable thin wire under the tab without breaking the seal so the contents will remain fresh. Run the wire up through the hole in the tab and wind it around the the stem of the wire. Tie the other end of the wire to the limb or trunk of a tree. You can tie it up high enough so that a black bear can't reach. Let your can of food hang there until Bigfoot finds it. He will pull the can off the wire, pulling the top off, and find inside fresh food or drink. Replace can with a new can as soon as practical so he will be rewarded if he comes back. If you get one coming in, set out a trail camera. Is it de rigeur that all Bigfoot pictures be blurry? Get your picture and videos and cause Big Development to have a collective heart attack. I think your best bet at getting a regular customer is to put out a 25 ounce can of Bud. Budweiser cans are the only ones sturdy enough to run a wire under and through the hole in the tab without opening. Besides, a Big Man needs a Big Bud. Every animal with a brain seeks to get outside of himself, seeks an altered state of consciousness, and Bigfoot is no exception. A beer will draw him in the best, but you can put out dog food - sliced dog food is the best- or cans of soda which cost next to nothing.
     If you live around Pisagh State Park in New Hampshire and have some woods, I would love to put out some cans on your property and monitor them. Please help a poor, old, lonely man redeem himself by finding fortune and fame in his final years by videoing Bigfoot quaffing a Bud! I'm Peter Nickerson at 352-359-0850. Peter or Two-Guns or Nick. All my names. I must be part Arab.
    When you put out some cans, would you let me know how you're doing with them. peternickerson12@yahoo.com  Go Bigfoot. Eat shit Big Development.