Saturday, December 29, 2018

Bigfoot Sighting

     This week I received a telephone message from a woman saying she and her friends had seen a huge, man-like creature at Yosemite. They were in a tent, heard a noise, lifted up the tent - don't tents nowadays all have floors?- and saw him or her. My attempt to call her back failed. Will try again. Woman said I was the only one she knew to talk to. Hope this isn't someone behind my truck, reading my sign on the back, and punking me. Also hope I will get some more sightings, and we can have a talk about the event.
     For New Year's I plan to drive into known Bigfoot woods and find a buxom Bigfoot to kiss at midnight.
Nick 352-359-0850

Campus Freedom Advances

    Betsy DeVos is acting with patriotism and orbs to bring freedom and justice back to the loony, debasing campuses by allowing accused students to have the right to cross-examine their accusers. The campus crazies are insisting that the delicate college students - while their peers are fighting all over the world in the face of torture if taken alive by the enemy- might be "shielded" from their accused such as being in another room for the cross-examination. They can make accusations that could cost the accused his educational career and future employment, but they aren't woman or man enough to face the accused. Pathetic! Nick

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Socialist Utopia Demands Conduct

     The Socialist Utopia of China is chugging along nicely in making the entire nation a concentration camp by grading each person's behavior including credit card use according to the elite's - dictator Xi's standards. If you're not a good robot, they will deny you high-speed transportation. More draconian measures will come, folks. The poor Chinese. One dictator after another.
     If you have good news, that is, a sighting of Bigfoot or a black panther, please let me know. Nick 352-359-0850

Freedom Not To Bleed

     The Hindu Janata Party in India wants menstruating women denied access to the temples dedicated to the celibate god, Ayyapan. I guess all these menstruating women would be too much for his celibacy. Women are protesting it. As an individualist, my position is that if these temples are privately owned, they can make their own rules about admission. But men have no right to be bullies and physically block women from peacefully demonstrating in the streets.
What's with these heels who can't stand dissent? Don't they realize that is the way of progress? Oh yes. They don't want that either. Jerks. Nick 352-359-0850

Sudan's Freedom Wanes

     A Sudan father just sold his child on Facebook for fifty cows, three cars, and $10,000. Let's see if he gets all that. The Week, hardly a magazine interested in the welfare of you, me, and thee as individuals, didn't utter a peep about Facebook's lack of regulating illegal, immoral activities. Nick  352-359-0850

Malaysia's Freedom Wanes

     Malaysia's freedom continues to erode. The majority Muslim population voted themselves affirmative action over the industrious, talented Chinese. This discrimination was supposed to end in 1991, but it continues today. A crowd of
50,000 Muslim racists gathered at the capital to demand another extension of the racist law. Nick 352-359-0850

Socialist Utopia Pushes Dissident

     The Socialist Utopia of Venezuela, currently starving its middle-class and poor to death through the hateful high drama of socialism (which they mistake for an economic system instead of a Greek tragedy) has obviously pushed Fernando Alban to death off the tenth floor of - where else -- the freaking police station. He had just returned from the United Nations where he was telling of the true situation in Venezuela. Socialism can't compete with dissent as it is immoral, impoverishing, and murderous. So off he goes!  Nick  352-359-0850