Breaking News! Bigfoot Is A Human Hybrid !

 I need to interrupt my acount of Bigfoot Hunt #3 to recognize Dr. Melba Ketchum's finding as read at Huffington Post where the  force and violence of Big Government are respected rather than the sanctity and freedom of the individual. According to it, Dr. Ketchum has analyzed over 100 alleged Bigfoot samples over 5 years, and has found three nuclear genomes that suggest a male ape reproducing with a female homo sapiens about 15,000 years ago. One possibility is that Bigfoot is the nine-foot tall Gigantopithecus who supposedly went extinct 9,000 years ago. Dr. Ketchum says that specific tests have been run that rule out human contamination. As many of you probably know from reading the sightings, many hunters have not shot Bigfoot because there was a human quality about it. They were apparently right. This would also vindicate the many American Indian legends that say Bigfoot carried away Indian women and had children by them. There are also early Bigfoot investigators who stated that Indians had told them of personally knowing women carried away by Bigfoot and in some cases, returned to the Indian camps with children by Bigfoot. If Bigfoot also ate humans as the Indian legends claim, this new finding by Dr. Melba Ketchum means that they were engaged in cannibalism. Due to the emotionality and immaturity of the times plus science's great reluctance in accepting a new species or accepting the fact that a supposed extinct species is really still extant like the coleanacanth, a fish, I applaud Dr. Ketchum's honesty and courage in coming forward. Screw the noisy barbarians, Doctor! Maybe they'll grow up some day. Happy trails, Two-Guns