Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Florida Woman Reports Bigfoot Sighting

I have received a Bigfoot sighting from Geneva, Florida. The young lady said her boyfriend wanted her to contact someone, and she found my blog. Thank you. She said she went camping with a group last March or April in Geneva going only a quarter of a mile into the woods, and the next morning they saw a Bigfoot about six and a half to seven feet tall speed-walk by. He had little eyes and large pupils. She was not scared because she thought it was someone in a gorilla suit, but her friends were scared. That area has the Wekiwa springs, run, river, and swamp. It may be a hot spot as the area is not huge and is locked in by housing. She described the Bigfoot as brownish-black. An adult Bigfoot only seven feet tall could be an indication that he's not getting enough food, and therefore it would be particularly fruitful to hang tab top cans of food and beverages by wires to gift trees(look at prior postings for my simple invention of using cans). When he finally hits your cans, keep resupplying them as soon as possible, and he may eventually show himself to you. Or you can take the chance of alienating him by putting up a trail camera at the cans. Reconyx is the only brand I've heard about that supposedly will not frighten him away with  noise or light. Bigfoot do not like trail cameras or big, aggressive dogs. Please call me with your or your friends's sightings. We've got to get the wild people recognized while there's still land for them. It's going fast, and illegal immigration is a big reason. I also think the life expectancy of a human in an ape suit in Florida might be shorter than a second lieutenant's during the Vietnam War. Peter "Nick" Nickerson, MS, MSW 352-359-0850 Florida

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