I've Thought Of A Way to Attract Bigfoot

First, I am offering this because I cannot do it. It requires land that Bigfoot is found in where you can go and check your feeding station or gift tree regularly.I don't have that. I got my idea from reading recently that Zana, the bigfoot from Georgia, Russia, dearly loved wine. I also got my idea from another recent reading of a hunter in Kentucky who got charged by a mother Bigfoot and had to fire his front-loader into the ground in front of her to stop the charge.He quickly left his stand, but when he returned some time later, he found that the Bigfoot had gone through his pack, opened his cans of Coke on some rocks, and presumably drank what she could get.
  This led to my idea which is to get four to six cans with tab tops. I think Bigfoot will get the idea how to open a tab top in about four tries. According to Albert Ostman's accounting, Bigfoot is very curious and careful examining human artifacts. Run a ribbon under the tab without cracking the top of the can. This means that the can has not been opened, and the contents are pristine. You can choose coke, or other soda - remember that caffeine is mildly addictive so I'd use that- beer, dog food, soup, and beef stew. If you can afford beer, use that.  Anything with a tab top. Run that ribbon under the tab and through the hole and tie it in a knot. Then tie the other end of the ribbon to a stout limb so if Bigfoot pulls the can, the ribbon can pop the tab. He should be smart enough to figure out how pop a tab in four to six tries. Use a brightly colored ribbon, hang your cans, and give it some time.
  If you get a Bigfoot hitting your tree, you need to replenish your supply of cans right away or risk him moving on. If he starts hitting your tree or station regularly, you have a good chance of him showing himself to you as they are very curious about humans. Then you get your million dollar video. I think it is imperative that Bigfoot be discovered before Obama and the idiot Republicans involved give away all the wild land in America to the Mexicans and anyone else who wants to come here. The Bigfoot may not have any more luck with man than the Indians did, but this will give them a chance if they are officially recognized as existing.  I am sure that the money people don't want Bigfoot recognized any more than the black puma, but if we, the people, will just work at being better informed and not accepting the cliches made by the left and right, all creatures will have a better chance.
  If you or your team hunt Bigfoot at night by making a campfire and hoping to draw him in, these cans could possibly help you bring him in if you put them out on the perimeter of your campfire, well back into the woods. If he finds them, opens them, and likes them, he may come in closer to see if you have any more. Maybe he will tolerate a trail camera placed at the gift tree.
  I would greatly appreciate any feedback now or later when you've tried this idea. Peter Nickerson, MS, MSW  352-359-0850