How To Re-Stock Your Hanging Cans For Bigfoot

When you have a Bigfoot hit your hanging cans of food and drink (which I have discussed the particulars of in previous postings), I suggest that you try to announce to Bigfoot that you have re-stocked his cans of food and drink. If you are a hunter, you may know that deer and wild hogs will learn to listen for the corn feeders in their territory to go off ( begin spreading the corn at set times) and will know that means dinnertime  and will go to the feeders. This response becomes so solid that there has been a hunting gadget made to simulate the sound of a feeder going off to attract deer and wild hogs. This should also work for an animal so much more intelligent than hogs and deer that he hunts them, meaning Bigfoot. Therefore, I suggest you bring something that will make a noise that will carry a long distance, such as a whistle, hunting horn, bugle, aersol boat horn, or whatever you can think of. If you drive to your hanging cans, use your truck's horn. I also suggest that you use your own code, like three longs, each time so Bigfoot will know what the noise signifies and precisely what gift tree it comes from. If my invention of the hanging cans of food and drink for Bigfoot works, there are going to be an increasing number of groups of cans in Bigfoot woods. Eventually, Bigfoot will come to vehicles with cans displayed on the roof of the cars or trucks just as Black Bear come for food from the tourists parked on the sides of roads in the Smoky Mountains. It remains to be seen if that will be a safe practice with Bigfoot.   I do not want to ignore the possible danger of Bigfoot. Bauman's partner was killed by one, Man Mountain in Okeefenokee Swamp supposedly killed about five men, there's a old newspaper account of one killing a horseman in a group of hunters who were trying to catch the Bigfoot alive, and there are also stories of hunters and trappers in the Northwest being found in their sleeping bags with their heads torn off. I am certain there are other killings too including disappearances in national forests that David Paulides has writtten two books about. If I were going into Bigfoot land, I'd want to carry an elephant gun like Peter Capstick's favorite, the .416 Rigby. I'd also want to carry a .45 semi-automatic for two possible purposes: 1. to fire a warning shot or two at Bigfoot to stop his advance ( the elephant has learned to respnd to this). 2. If you have to shoot Bigfoot, it had better be first with the two shots from your elephant gun. If that does not stop him, then use your .45 for about two chest shots, and then save the rest until he is so close you can't miss the area at his nose and above - the brain. If you are sensitive to others possibly laughing at you, then carry a bear gun like the .338 or the .375 magnum. The latter is also used for lion which have tremendous musculature and nine lives. But if you are interested in Bigfoot, then you don't care what people think, so carry an elephant gun and a .45 pistol. Obviously, you are going to need plenty of practice with your guns as Bigfoot is inhumanly fast. Let the idiots laugh while they can. It won't be long before Bigfoot's existence is aknowledged by the mainstream, and everyone is trying to drive to the nearest big park or national forest to give him cans of food or drink. Peter Nickerson, MS, MSW 352-359-0850 North of Gainesville, Florida