Brattleboro Selectboard Un-Candidate #33

     I've asked where Betty DeVos is with allowing the Title IX college kangaroo courts to persist. Apparently, she is hors de combat from the leftist hissy fit over her nomination to the Secretary of Education job, and any hope of strength and morality will have to come from the acting head of the Office of Civil Rights, Candice Jackson. She has reversed a secret decision by her man-hating predecessor, Catherine Lhamon, who ordered that whenever an accuser appealed a finding of not guilty (that can't be - all men are rapists!) the school where that appeal took place would have all its previous sexual assault cases reviewed to make sure that as many men got found guilty as possible. In other words, double, triple, and on and on, jeopardy.
     Just like the seventy-two year old man in 1692 Salem was pressed to death with stones because he was accused by "the girls" of being a witch because five of the girls -the core accusers in Salem- saw him riding his dog in the sky. As soon as he admitted his guilt, the rocks would be taken off. This man, as fate would have it, was an extremely rare individual. He had never felt frightened in his life so he endured the torture of barely being able to breathe under the stones for three days until he physically weakened and was suffocated by the weight on his chest. The judge was counting on the old man becoming terrified and "confessing." The old man didn't do terrified. Imagine that! Should have been a Seal. The godly Puritans gave him four pieces of the worst bread they had on the first day, and on the second, he got three handfuls of water from a puddle. All in the name of righteousness! The dog was summarily shot for being a witch. You wouldn't dare not believe the child, would you? You wouldn't dare not believe the victim, would you? Are you sane or sumpthin? Just keeping slouching down to Gomorrah, comrade.
     Hot on the trail of witches dancing in their empty heads, thirty-four Democrat senators have sent a letter to the Department of Education protesting not digging up old hearings to see if there isn't some way to declare male teenagers and young men guilty of sexual assault so they can be kicked out of school, be labeled sex perverts, and never get into another college or have a job. This is America? I think it is a precursor to Sharia, which is why Obama pushed it on us, and I think it is why, though abhorrent to Western civilization and to American ideals specifically, the college kangaroo courts are sticking around. They have a lot of despicable, but extremely powerful, supporters. I hope to develop this more with you.
Peter Nickerson, 352-359-0850 Philosopher