Saturday, October 13, 2012

Romney, Growl Back At Jackass!

  Congratulations, Romney. You scored a knockout in the first fight. I hope you have enjoyed the victory while you could because the second fight is Tuesday. Biden in his fight with Ryan has telegraphed some of the punches Jackass may try on you. At least twice, Biden told Ryan forcefully that the news the White House gave out was based on intelligence reports and was modified as the intelligence reports were modified.
Biden did not challenge that, partially, I think, becuase he was snookered by Biden's macho, low, forceful voice. Don't you be with Jackass. Expect his voice to have all of the above with a bit of malevolence in it to intimidate you. Don't be. Any man who doesn't want to provide aid to babies born in spite of an abortion attempt being done on them is not a man. Not an Ameican man. I know more forceful men than he. Men who have gone to war not to the golf course and parties. To gear myself up to meet their authority and to pick up anything that might not be true, I visualize a large turd of bullshit coming out of their mouth. Then I look for that turd as they talk. When I see it, I confront it. These are men man enough to admit a mistake or exaggeration. They haven't hurt me, and Obama is not going to hurt you. He'll just get slack-faced. Go into the fight knowing you are going to see  large turds  of bullsit coming out of his mouth and know that you are going to confront each turd. But you must sound different than Ryan. Ryan sounded like a yippy little dog trying to bay up the old boar. All Biden had to do was growl, and the emotional impression was that Biden ruled the room. You don't want that. All your true adult-to-adult confrontations, which again you must do, will mean nothing if they are said in a yippy voice. We are emotional animals, Romney. Increasingly so
with the social conditioning of public schools. You have to speak in a low, masculine, macho, grave voice at Jackass. Your growl has to be more authoritative than his. With what, four sons, there has to have been times when you have had to assume that voice with them to put an end to the arguements that would go forever otherwise. You must growl back when Jackass growls at you. You must make a point of it because he already has a lower voice than you. Concentrate. If you yip when he gowls, he's top dog, and you're a little hot dog. And America's toast for another four years. Good luck. Come out swinging and never, ever stop as long as he's standing. There's too much weighing on your victory. We need another knockout.  I'll be rooting for you. Two-Guns.
P.S. Jackass may try what Biden did on Ryan: told Ryan, he was sick of the two of you (Ryan and Romney) downing America. Don't let him triangle you against Amerca. Tell him you are downing what he's doing to America. Then list them: six trillion dollar increase in our national debt, gas prices doubled, grocery store prices sky-rocketing, more people unemployed now than when he was elected. Of course, as you list the hell he is putting America through, you growl. No yipping! Be very aware of that because it will be the normal, unconscious reaction to his growl. He knows it so watch for it to come. Meet it as the lion, not the terrier.

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