Bigfoot At The Window

Bigfoot At The Window: Story And Analysis. From Grizzlies And White Guys, edited by Harvey Thomassen, M.D., pages 126-27. Dr. Thomassen was a hospital doctor who recorded the hunting stories of the Canadian Indian Claxton Mack reputed to be the best grizzly bear guide in the world. These recordings were made in the hospital where Mack died. Dr. Thomassen then transcibed the recordings and put together this fascinating book (at least for hunters).
    One night grizzly bear guide Claxton Mack was keeping a close eye on one of his two bear hunters by the name of Cowboy. Cowboy was drinking and smoking compulsively. Claxton didn't want the old, abandoned house they were using to be set on fire by the distracted hunter. Finally, he got off his bed and joined Cowboy for a strong drink. The other hunter stayed in his bed. As the two were drinking whiskey, a bigfoot suddenly yelled through a small, partially broken window: "HAAAAAA OHHHHHHH!" Claxton went for his bear rifle but later wished he had reached for his powerful light and shined it on the bigfoot instead. The bigfoot ran to the nearby river where he howled, "HAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA!"
    Nick's Analysis: Because of their curiosity, there are many stories of bigfoot peering through windows. Often they are looking at the television. I talked to a man in Florida only twenty miles from the University Of Florida's main campus in Gainesville whose wife went out the back door one night and almost bumped into a bigfoot. The two quickly went opposite ways. The husband said his wife was fond of walking around the house nude. To my question, he replied that yes, she was well-endowed. Stories of bigfoot being successfully baited by sexy, buxom women go back to ancient times. The husband said that when he went into the backyard, he felt watched. I have no doubt that the bigfoot was attracted by the bounty of the nude wife and was being a Peeping Tom. Claxton Mack's bigfoot at the window went to the river where he loudly laughed about scaring the humans in the hunting cabin. Bigfoot are documented tricksters and share that characteristic with extra-terrestrials leading people to wonder if some bigfoot, at least, are ETs.
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