Government Employees Take Bigfoot Body

Government employees take Bigfoot body:  November 12, 2003, La Follette, Tennessee. A goat and a cat had been killed by a Bigfoot. A woman sighted the creature and called the Sheriff's Office. A team of deputies came, tracked the animal, and shot it dead. The woman saw the black body lying in a field the next morning. Ten minutes later it was gone. Planes circled the area for the next week. This story was found in Robert Lindsay's online column under "Bigfoot
News" July 12, 2014.
    This story is consistent with other stories I have read about government employees taking Bigfoot bodies away in a covert manner. I emphasize "government employees" deliberately as that is all they are. A simple majority of the American voters who actually vote is the government. Robert Lindsay has been voted the best Bigfoot website of the year at least one time. It is entirely reasonable that if a Bigfoot were killed and secured, planes would circle that area for a week. He would not have to be a supernatural being to arouse that degree of vigilance for more such creatures in the same area.
    On the other hand, it is entirely possible that the Bigfoot's family took the body and buried it. That too is consistent with the past.
    For people who sneer that "there's never been a Bigfoot body," you can respond, "You try to hauling a 1,000 pound unknown creature to the media and see how long it takes for the police to shut you down, confiscate the body, and threaten you into silence. Later the Men In Black will come visit you. Laugh if you want naif but just try it."

Bonus Story

Jeffrey Meldrum has been captivated by the Bigfoot since he was a boy. He decided to pursue Bigfoot vocationally as a professor specializing in foot kinetics. He achieved his dream and works at Idaho State University. Small-minded, totalitarian professors did not like his pioneering work with Bigfoot which included recognizing that Bigfoot tracks in the field, and even when casted, showed dermal ridges. This would be a major accomplishment worthy of recognition to anyone but freedomphobes. Thirty arrogant and shallow professors at his own university wrote an open letter demeaning Dr. Jeffrey Meldum's pursuit and accomplishments. So far he's been able to survive Stalin's useful idiots.

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