Saturday, December 29, 2018

Bigfoot Sighting

     This week I received a telephone message from a woman saying she and her friends had seen a huge, man-like creature at Yosemite. They were in a tent, heard a noise, lifted up the tent - don't tents nowadays all have floors?- and saw him or her. My attempt to call her back failed. Will try again. Woman said I was the only one she knew to talk to. Hope this isn't someone behind my truck, reading my sign on the back, and punking me. Also hope I will get some more sightings, and we can have a talk about the event.
     For New Year's I plan to drive into known Bigfoot woods and find a buxom Bigfoot to kiss at midnight.
Nick 352-359-0850

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